![April fools]()
I'm so proud of myself that I wasn't caught by an April Fools joke this year, for once. Because usually ...
![My magic tongue]()
Since my youth I have the magic solution for pens that don't write. I just lick the pen, and it ...
![But I do know what I want]()
This typical characteristic of mine is getting on my nerves. For ages I always look forward to something specific, and ...
![Pussy’s thirsty and so am I]()
A little while ago, pussy was drinking so much, as much as a dog. I remember to never forget to ...
![It flies and it’s lame]()
It's a mosquito! What else can a mosquito be than lame? I mean, seriously, when a mosquito comes close to ...
![Shake your moneymaker]()
If DHL wants money, they should at least send me a bill with the money amount in euro. As a ...
![I’d mistakenly throw you out as well]()
This week I was cleaning out my wardrobe. My new, I haven't cleaned out my wardrobe since I twelve. I ...
![Bloody accident]()
I had a very ridiculous accident, but it hurts a very great deal. I managed to get my finger stuck ...
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