There is a reason why I never tend to be drunk. Actually there are two. I?m not a teetotaller, not at all really. I have been tipsy before. Like, for example some years ago (okay, that was the worst time) I was asking everyone on street if I were still beautiful.
But well, it?s that I?m a vanity, it was just the alcohol. I usually even don?t like becoming tipsy and stuff.
My first reason is because I have a hell of a lot migraines. I couldn?t stand another type of headache, it would probably be a l lot lighter than a migraine, but still. I just don?t want to experience it.
My second reason is because in the USA and all over the world people with this rare disease are arrested for public drunkenness when they didn?t drink at all. I mean, come on, doctors are called to the jail because they have to confirm they do have this disease. In medical books we are described by the walk of a drunk because the thing we have in common with real drunks, is that our balance is extremely decreased. I?ve because too drunk unfortunately, because I don?t even have the balance anymore to stand on my two feet. If you fall here in a public place, they might not even help you because they think you?re drunk. Awful!